Why do smoke alarms decide to get a low battery at 5 am? Why not 5 pm, when I'm already awake? These are not courteous devices. They are cruel, sadistic little buggers, which I despise with all my body and soul. Beep, wake up, beep, change my battery, beep, hury up, beep, or I'll drive you insane with my beep beeping. Can't figure out which one of the 6 of us is beeping, huh? Beep. Which drawer did you put the batteries in? Beep! Now you got to go to the garage and get the ladder. BEEP. Okay change me, NOW! BEEEP! The new battery is in but I'm still going to beep anyway! Haaahaahaaahaaa! I won't stop beeping until you figure out how to press that little white button in exactly the right way. BEEEEEP. One quick push? No sorry, wrong way. BEEEEEEEP.Two short pushes, wrong again, monkeyboy! One long push? Wait, that's it! You'll be sorry, Dave. Daaaisy, Daaaisy,
Why do my smoke alarms have to be HAL2000 models instead of cheap Radio Shack jobs?
I hate technology.
Just discovered that my favorite all-girl folk band, the Wailin' Jennys, have a music video for Beautiful Dawn out. It features Cara, the cute punky one, who has recently been replaced by a scary looking woman. A great video for a great song, so check it out.